TMI

Just now, tonight, while taking my nightly sleeping pills, I discovered something interesting and new. One (or perhaps just I) cannot fart and swallow at the same time. I had the nastiest tasting pills and water in my mouth when the mood to fart hit me - I couldn't swallow! Had to wait for fart.... How odd... Kinda reminds me of how pigeons always poop with one leg up - maybe they do it and then kinda lean to the side and poop away from the leg on the ground; that way they don't get poop on the ground leg. Ten years after observing that and I JUST found maybe a viable reason for it. Neat.

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