Sunday, August 06, 2006

meme (+ posting record for me!)

For some reason I love these. Been working on the 100 list but hey...

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? NO!

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? NEVER

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? hmm.. let's see - IN RICHMOND,VA VERY DRUNK WITH MY DOG MISHA - SHE WOULD RUN NEXT TO THE INNERTUBE BARKING AT YOU AND WHEN I WOULD COLLAPSE AT BOTTOM OF THE STEEP HILL SHE WOULD LICK MY FACE - WAS ROUND 1998/9

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? VARIES - BUT USUALLY WITH SOMEONE ELSE (HUSBAND); HATE SLEEPING ALONE THOUGH - THING DOGS AND CATS COUNT AS SOMEONE ELSE

5. Do you believe in ghosts? KINDA; I WANT TO, BUT TILL I SEE ONE FOR MYSELF CANT REALLY 100% BELIEVE

6. Do you consider yourself creative? EXTREMELY BUT I AM IN A HORRIBLE FUNK NOW - MY HAPPIEST TIMES WERE IN ART SCHOOL AND CANT WAIT TO GO BACK!

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Of course not. He was found INNOCENT (oh please tell me you can read the sarcasm I'm dripping here....) (OK THAT WAS ORIGINAL ANSWER FROM THE MEME BUT I CANT SAY IT BETTER)

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? SO HARD TO CHOOSE BECAUSE IT IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT ISSUE IN TODAY'S SOCIETY. ANISTON IS STARTING TO BUG ME THOUGH AT FIRST I WAS WITH HER - ALWAYS SYMPATHIZE WITH THE JILTED ONE; BUT COME ON - ITS ANGELINA - I WOULD PROBABLY DUMP MY HUSBAND FOR HER AND HE WOULD UNDERSTAND.

9. Do you stay friends with your exes? SOME - BUT HAVE LOST TRACK OF SOME I WISH I HAD NOT

10. Do you know how to play poker? YES, BUT I AM ALWAYS SCARED AT FIRST - BUT I SEEM TO BE GOOD AT IT

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? NOT WITHOUT THE HELP OF DRUGS USUALLY, EXCEPT FOR THE TIME I WAS IN THE MENTAL WARD; DECIDED READING BEAT THE HELL OUT OF SLEEPING

12. What's your favorite commercial? THAT'S A HARD ONE...I THINK ITS "HEAD-ON; APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD. HEAD-ON; APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD...ETC. ITS JUST SO BAD YET OBVIOUSLY MEMORABLE THAT I HAVE TO LOVE IT

13. What are you allergic to? USED TO BE EVERYTHING ALMOST; BUT NO KNOWN ALLERGIES NOW - BUT A TOUCH OF ASTHMA - WHEEZING LIKE A BITCH LAST NIGHT

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? DEPENDS ON WHAT ROAD AND WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD AND MY LEVEL OF SOBRIETY

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? NO - AM VERY OPEN W/ HUSBAND

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Neither. DITTO

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yeah!! It's fun!! DITTO

18. How often do you remember your dreams? I rarely remember my dreams. It has to be an extremely vivid dream in order for me to remember it though.. DITTO EXCEPT FOR THE PAST WEEK; HAVE BEEN REMEMBERING MORE THAN I HAVE IN MONTHS BUT FEW IF ANY ARE GOOD

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK IT WAS TOO LONG AGO. I CRY VERY EASILY..

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? COME TOGETHER, BACK IN THE USSR; BLACKBIRD; WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS; SEXY RITA, METER MAID (AND IN CASE AM WRONG ABOUT THE TITLE AN EASY BULLSHIT ONE) I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND. AM SO DISAPPOINTED AT MYSELF THAT I CANT JUST THINK OF 20 OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? HOW LATE AM I GOING TO SLEEP; WHEN WILL I BECOME SLEEPY; WHEN WILL I GET READERS? WILL I GET READERS? WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER? HMMM, MAYBE THAT'S WHY I CANT SLEEP... THE -ONE- THING - NEVER ONE THING IN MY HEAD AT THE SAME TIME, UNLESS IT IS EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY THOUGHTS, THEN THEY GET A VISE GRIP.

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? NO, BUT I CAN IMAGINE IT

23. Do you always wear your seat belt? 90% OF THE TIME

24. What cell service do you use? CINGULAR/ ATT

25. Do you like sushi? I USED TO LOVE IT, BUT AM ON HIATUS RIGHT NOW

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? YES - WALKING UPSTAIRS WITH A LONG SCREWDRIVER AND TRIPPED ANT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS. THE SCREWDRIVER LEFT A SCRATCH JUST NEXT TO MY EYE AND GOING AWAY. I REALIZED HOW EASILY I COULD HAVE DIED. OH, YEAH - I TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE, HAVE TOTALLED 2/3 CARS, AND ALMOST FELL SIDEWAYS DOWN THE STAIRS DURING PILATES ON THURSDAY

27. What do you wear to bed? USED TO BE NOTHING, BUT NOW IS A 100% CASHMERE PANTS AND TOP

28. Been caught stealing? NO :)

29. What shoe size do you have? 7.5

30. Do you truly hate anyone? AFTER THINKING ABOUT IT, GUESS NOT B/C I WISH NO HARM ON THEM

31. Classic Rock or Rap? CLASSIC ROCK MOST DEF

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? JUST ONE? ANGELINA JOLIE AND (USED TO BE TOM CRUISE BUT ICH) JAKE GLYENHALL, YEAH WHATEVER ON SPELLING

33. Favorite Song? SO MANY - "COME TOGETHER -BEATLES" AND "MISTY MNTN HOP - ZEPPELIN" AND "BOBBY MG GEE - JOPLIN"

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? HELL YEAH - NAKED AND IN HEELS PROBABLY TOO

35. What food do you find disgusting? LIVER, FOIS GRASS, VEAL

36. Do you sing in the shower? YES - TRY ELLA, BUT I SUCK...

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? NOT THAT I REMEMBER

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? NO

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? DON'T REMEMBER...

40. Have you ever been punched in the face? NO

OK!! Let me know if you thief it !!!



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