Friday, May 28, 2004

Goin' Camin' NEKED!


I am going Naked Camping w/ 2 of my dogs and fiance. I soo cant wait. And I am thinking of doing something I have never seen done in these pages of blogs i read - I just might post some photos of the trip. I figure, if I want to declare myself a nudist, then I must not just talk the talk - I also have to walk the walk - and in keeping w/ the brutal honesty theme I want here - show the walk.

Naked pictures - not sexual. Just a human. Without clothes. Pretty scandalous right? Bullshit. This is how I came into this world and I like to remain in that state as much as possible.

Warning - while I might be quite hot, I aint no magazine material. There wont be any airbrushing. I wont post one like from the trip last year which I title "Rolls with roll". I was sitting down, hunched over, and eating a honey bun. Honestly - I NEVER eat honey buns - it was just a stoner camping thing, but a horrible picture. UGH - I looked like I weighed 200lbs, which thankfully, I dont. But hunched over even Britney would look like she has a belly. I really wish I had her body, but exercise is part of her job - I have to do mine on the side.

I went on this trip last year. It was idyllic.

Well, i wanted to tell more, but time got the best of me.

its funny how when things go horribly wrong, they can turn out even better than imagined. I will record the facts later. Hopefully not much later.

"Saving one animal won't change the world, but it will change the world for that one animal."

Tuesday, May 18, 2004


Its one of those days again. One of those days in which it just hurts to be alive and you wonder how much longer it will last. My computer is giving me shit at the worst fucking possible moment! Fuck you - you stupid god-dammed piece of shit box that I cant throw out a window b/c I don't have one in my office.

Good thing - one of my best friends is about to become a daddy!!! Yeah!!!!! I am soooo happy for you and your wife!!! Cant wait to see if I will be an honorary aunt to a feminist or a metro-sexual.

#1 New Rule of Life: End posts and everything in a happy way - no matter how hard it is. I don't really want a bullet in the head, no matter how tempting it seems most of the time. Eeech - I know that's really lame, but I promised myself a no holds barred diary. Tell all - even the self-absorbed bullshit things.

The babies are a coming....

"Saving one animal won't change the world, but it will change the world for that one animal."

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Big Ugly Bug Deserved to LIVE

Big Ugly Bug got killed. I am not too happy about that. Why cant people just relocate things they don't like? Why do they have to kill them? When Big Ugly Bug (who still has a right to life and choice) crawled out of the cranny he (?) had made his home, he was promptly squashed. I wasn't around to protect him.

I remember when I was a freshman in college, first one, not second one, I once killed an ant by burning it w/ a cigarette. I actually cried I felt so bad over the random act of meanness that somehow came out of me. I had never done anything like that before - and have never done anything like that again.

I read a story (b/c I get like every single action alert) about 2 guys (18 & 19) who tied a husky (my baby) to a tree and shot it w/ the SAME arrow about 30 times. One of the kids had a dad as a Mayor so they only got fines. I don't know whether to cry or throw things. They had to repeatedly pull it out of the poor dog and repeatedly shoot the arrow. Fucking assholes should rot in jail for the rest of their lives.
(I like my bad use of the word repeatedly :-) - had to do something to make myself smile.

My tag line has never seemed so appropriate.

"Saving one animal won't change the world, but it will change the world for that one animal."